Epic Spoem #1
i get these emails you see...
unsolicited.
someone named them
after the curious meat product so popular in Hawaii: SPAM
and the name stuck.
they are also known as 'junk mail',
but if i've learned anything,
it's that junk, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
i've noticed that sometimes
at the bottom of SPAM,
there is a paragraph of half-sentences
that ramble on and on
about nothing in particular
and have nothing to do
with the blackmarket medications they are
peddling so pesteringly.
sometimes coherent,
more often not.
but i have deciphered the code,
broken the riddle.
they are pieces of epic post-modern poems,
a new form:
part spam, part poem.
spoems, if you will.
all i had to do was put them
in order.
call me the accidental spoet...
(please read aloud):
interpol it's dostoevsky see may egan , ! latitude it's
! pity in it marriott but , fluid it see
streak ,not ablaze see.
live not bong try in rankle it or transpire or
on goren may but forbearance the on impious ! may
stenographer inin hubbell see.
lottery on sus may the shore but the six on
a swingable , some veil try and dystrophy not ,
doorman notmay sooth try.
Update on site
sole it's benediction the not erotica see in graven it
, backbone , try cavemen be the conclude or may
emeriti !it's scull some.
stride may dominant may on gusty not it's iq it's
see subtly the see francoise some on glutamate see in
dewitt seea swarthout in.
Update on site
flam or naacp it , contravene but ! captaincy some
a pun try the algae on ! pasha not on
astral atry grater the.
insolvent or solicit may in indistinct , be backyard and
some hera see on sandra on be koppers the be
anthracnose bebut polyphony but.
trichloroacetic , someday the and needle or be sparkman it
in charcoal it's , cody ! it's switzerland the ,
solidarity trysee decollimate a.
bonfire a cheap in or mathias or it lucretius or
but ayers on be phenyl and on polytechnic it but
corvallis and! federal some.
Update on site
combinate and impure ! may aerate on not trade or
may lofty and may watanabe may or moiseyev be in
increment onsee seduction in.
doldrums it's dram try some brice try ! baird try
see whoa may it's regional in the spidery ! try
dendritic asee phalanx a.
fission or tarpaper some on limitate on be befuddle a
in licensor not be connive or try chalmers try may
wynn somesome beware !.
i get these emails you see...
unsolicited.
someone named them
after the curious meat product so popular in Hawaii: SPAM
and the name stuck.
they are also known as 'junk mail',
but if i've learned anything,
it's that junk, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
i've noticed that sometimes
at the bottom of SPAM,
there is a paragraph of half-sentences
that ramble on and on
about nothing in particular
and have nothing to do
with the blackmarket medications they are
peddling so pesteringly.
sometimes coherent,
more often not.
but i have deciphered the code,
broken the riddle.
they are pieces of epic post-modern poems,
a new form:
part spam, part poem.
spoems, if you will.
all i had to do was put them
in order.
call me the accidental spoet...
(please read aloud):
interpol it's dostoevsky see may egan , ! latitude it's
! pity in it marriott but , fluid it see
streak ,not ablaze see.
live not bong try in rankle it or transpire or
on goren may but forbearance the on impious ! may
stenographer inin hubbell see.
lottery on sus may the shore but the six on
a swingable , some veil try and dystrophy not ,
doorman notmay sooth try.
Update on site
sole it's benediction the not erotica see in graven it
, backbone , try cavemen be the conclude or may
emeriti !it's scull some.
stride may dominant may on gusty not it's iq it's
see subtly the see francoise some on glutamate see in
dewitt seea swarthout in.
Update on site
flam or naacp it , contravene but ! captaincy some
a pun try the algae on ! pasha not on
astral atry grater the.
insolvent or solicit may in indistinct , be backyard and
some hera see on sandra on be koppers the be
anthracnose bebut polyphony but.
trichloroacetic , someday the and needle or be sparkman it
in charcoal it's , cody ! it's switzerland the ,
solidarity trysee decollimate a.
bonfire a cheap in or mathias or it lucretius or
but ayers on be phenyl and on polytechnic it but
corvallis and! federal some.
Update on site
combinate and impure ! may aerate on not trade or
may lofty and may watanabe may or moiseyev be in
increment onsee seduction in.
doldrums it's dram try some brice try ! baird try
see whoa may it's regional in the spidery ! try
dendritic asee phalanx a.
fission or tarpaper some on limitate on be befuddle a
in licensor not be connive or try chalmers try may
wynn somesome beware !.
